Rowxuckjip Weghogmet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating lizard.

Rowxuckjip Weghogmet created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowxuckjip Weghogmet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowxuckjip Weghogmet, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowxuckjip Weghogmet's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rowxuckjip Weghogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.