Cadweemit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered octopus.

Cadweemit created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadweemit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadweemit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cadweemit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cadweemit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.