Tikbiggig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, passionate pig.

Tikbiggig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbiggig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tikbiggig, it will turn you into a worm.

Tikbiggig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tikbiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing cyan boots.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tikbiggig in the centre of the settlement.