Sasbepcamrot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty weasel.

Sasbepcamrot created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbepcamrot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sasbepcamrot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sasbepcamrot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sasbepcamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never think about dark matter.