Benmabsug Ingpagweg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing dolphin.

Benmabsug Ingpagweg created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Benmabsug Ingpagweg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Benmabsug Ingpagweg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Benmabsug Ingpagweg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Benmabsug Ingpagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.