Pogmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain dog.

Pogmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogmif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogmif, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pogmif's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Pogmif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pogmif on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogmif.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pogmif must be the most important thing in your life.