Renvonbut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent mongoose.

Renvonbut created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renvonbut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Renvonbut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Renvonbut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Renvonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Renvonbut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing black shirts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Renvonbut's name in vain.