Himartnillgigbit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless penguin.

Himartnillgigbit created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himartnillgigbit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himartnillgigbit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Himartnillgigbit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Himartnillgigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed aubergines to porpoises while wearing purple scarves.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.