Lipbopbet is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil squirrel.

Lipbopbet created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbopbet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipbopbet, she will be mildly annoyed.

Lipbopbet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lipbopbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing black skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Lipbopbet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.