Binpagrenmab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty naga.

Binpagrenmab created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binpagrenmab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binpagrenmab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Binpagrenmab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Binpagrenmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.