Cubfligmin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless elephant.

Cubfligmin created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfligmin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubfligmin, she will turn you into a tree.

Cubfligmin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cubfligmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.