Cedrenpig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate dragon.

Cedrenpig created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedrenpig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedrenpig, he will think nothing of it.

Cedrenpig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cedrenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedrenpig.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.