Cibhomhim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody lion.

Cibhomhim created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhomhim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibhomhim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cibhomhim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cibhomhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear orange stockings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.