Rillgumbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing duck.

Rillgumbog created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Rillgumbog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillgumbog, she will make you grow a tail.

Rillgumbog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rillgumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing yellow rings and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not stand on grass.