Loghan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome camel.

Loghan created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loghan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Loghan, she will cry a lot.

Loghan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Loghan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.