Wod Renapparf Fidladcin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing rhinoceros.

Wod Renapparf Fidladcin created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Wod Renapparf Fidladcin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wod Renapparf Fidladcin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wod Renapparf Fidladcin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wod Renapparf Fidladcin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Wod Renapparf Fidladcin on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing white coats and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.