Cunwadtof is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, resourceful chicken.

Cunwadtof created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunwadtof, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cunwadtof, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cunwadtof's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cunwadtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cunwadtof in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear white rings.