Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered gnu.

Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to capybaras while wearing green boots.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never leap near nematodes.

4. Never feed lemons to geese while wearing skirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teennillsanbanjabgebgilbud.