Hugnigdam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever salamander.

Hugnigdam created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugnigdam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugnigdam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hugnigdam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hugnigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to geese while wearing purple shorts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not listen to music.