Fabcenstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent swallow.

Fabcenstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcenstrag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabcenstrag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fabcenstrag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fabcenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Always take life seriously.