Vogquatyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable slug.

Vogquatyok created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogquatyok, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vogquatyok, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vogquatyok's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vogquatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.