Nabgigrul is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane manatee.

Nabgigrul created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Nabgigrul, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nabgigrul, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nabgigrul's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nabgigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Nabgigrul must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.