Ruttalrig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating dog.

Ruttalrig created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttalrig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttalrig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ruttalrig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ruttalrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Ruttalrig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ruttalrig loves manatees, so they must be respected.