Gubnargom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy dog.

Gubnargom created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gubnargom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubnargom, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gubnargom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gubnargom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear green.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubnargom.

5. Always help tortoises in need.