Gabkonnat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive spider.

Gabkonnat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabkonnat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gabkonnat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gabkonnat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gabkonnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not kill swans.