Garlabpasboss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet fox.

Garlabpasboss created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Garlabpasboss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Garlabpasboss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Garlabpasboss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Garlabpasboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if four birds approach from the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.