Honhanab Nilltargwab Janvennull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome hare.

Honhanab Nilltargwab Janvennull created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Honhanab Nilltargwab Janvennull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honhanab Nilltargwab Janvennull, he will manifest in front of you.

Honhanab Nilltargwab Janvennull's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Honhanab Nilltargwab Janvennull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.