Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy swallow.

Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of onions to grasshopers while wearing red shoes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arpgodhitgonnelgidyam.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.