Afxingatbogcetlog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing butterfly.

Afxingatbogcetlog created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afxingatbogcetlog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Afxingatbogcetlog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Afxingatbogcetlog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Afxingatbogcetlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.