Fedcipfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing ferret.

Fedcipfeb created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Fedcipfeb, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedcipfeb, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fedcipfeb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fedcipfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.