Bonkvinhin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast skunk.

Bonkvinhin created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkvinhin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonkvinhin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bonkvinhin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bonkvinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Bonkvinhin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Bonkvinhin.

5. Do not take Bonkvinhin's name in vain.