Bitgessbun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy weasel.

Bitgessbun created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bitgessbun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitgessbun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bitgessbun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bitgessbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Bitgessbun loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear brown.