Hitdosszan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak sheep.

Hitdosszan created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hitdosszan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hitdosszan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hitdosszan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hitdosszan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. You must pray to Hitdosszan seven times a day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Hitdosszan first in all things.

5. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.