Bapbadlat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever camel.

Bapbadlat created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbadlat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bapbadlat, he will turn you into a dog.

Bapbadlat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bapbadlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing pink ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your face.