Fossfossaf is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless tapir.

Fossfossaf created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossfossaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossfossaf, it will not care at all.

Fossfossaf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fossfossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.

2. Never leap in the presence of whales.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not skip in public.