Yarpapplam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented walrus.

Yarpapplam created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpapplam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarpapplam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarpapplam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yarpapplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Put Yarpapplam first in all things.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never sit near seals.