Yarpwipgom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable mink.

Yarpwipgom created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpwipgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarpwipgom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yarpwipgom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yarpwipgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if three squirrels approach from the north.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.