Gettofdincun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able wren.

Gettofdincun created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gettofdincun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gettofdincun, it will come to you in dreams.

Gettofdincun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gettofdincun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never talk about comets.