Bonrowquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic rat.

Bonrowquill created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonrowquill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonrowquill, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bonrowquill's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bonrowquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.