Omtgadhon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Omtgadhon created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgadhon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtgadhon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Omtgadhon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Omtgadhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not bounce in public.