Vagfosskop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring mongoose.

Vagfosskop created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfosskop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vagfosskop, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vagfosskop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vagfosskop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.