Busboggab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, uncaring unicorn.

Busboggab created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busboggab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busboggab, he will cry a lot.

Busboggab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Busboggab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Busboggab seven times a day.

3. Never feed spinach to moths while wearing kilts.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.