Zogcepfod Wadtar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident cat.

Zogcepfod Wadtar created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogcepfod Wadtar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogcepfod Wadtar, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zogcepfod Wadtar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zogcepfod Wadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.