Faslogpagmadcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish whale.

Faslogpagmadcuss created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faslogpagmadcuss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Faslogpagmadcuss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Faslogpagmadcuss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Faslogpagmadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Always help mice in need.