Hotponneg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical meerkat.

Hotponneg created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotponneg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hotponneg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hotponneg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hotponneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.