Hugfabaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful dugong.

Hugfabaf created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugfabaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hugfabaf, she will remove you from existence.

Hugfabaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hugfabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Pray towards the west.