Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod, she will turn you into a tree.

Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Quilldogdissjarnmabmisgepbod on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.