Fabhomveg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome spider.

Fabhomveg created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabhomveg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabhomveg, she will turn you into a goat.

Fabhomveg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fabhomveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Always help manatees.