Nigyokbot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent lobster.

Nigyokbot created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigyokbot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigyokbot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nigyokbot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nigyokbot's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.