Ligfadnull Stig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless hamster.

Ligfadnull Stig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligfadnull Stig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ligfadnull Stig, he will turn you into a slug.

Ligfadnull Stig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ligfadnull Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ligfadnull Stig on top of all buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about otters.